Thursday, February 23, 2017
Departed Cleanup Incorporated
Feb 03; 12:44 PM
Greetings and Salutations, Mrs. Cornish.
We here are delighted in your interest in Departed Cleanup Incorporated, and our many services in resolving your personal outbreak of the departed. We received your email of Feb. 03, 11:51 AM concerning your problem. From the description that was given, you sound like you have a Class 3 outbreak. We offer different packages to accomplish the problem you stated. Our packages for your particular size problem include:
$5000 A comprehensive and through sweep of your property and up to a half mile radius. This includes all buildings from foundation to roof. A complete walk through with companion Z dogs upon completion.
$7000 A complete sweep with emphasis on capture of subjects within a safety limitation up to a half mile radius. This includes all buildings from foundation to roof. A complete walk through with companion Z dogs upon completion.
$3000 A complete biological and physical cleanup of all matter pertaining to your particular situation. A complete walk through upon completing is offered.
$9000 A comprehensive and through sweep of your property with capture of subjects up to a half mile radius. Plus the complete biological and physical cleanup of all matter pertaining to the situation. Then a complete followup inspection of the area.
In your letter, you requested our custom services involving a comprehensive and through sweep and biological and physical cleanup. There is no need to apologize about ensuring that our measures are capable of the task you request. We ourselves have seen the poor quality of work that fly-by-night operations, while they take your money and run, leaving you with the problem unresolved. For no charge, we'll take a look at what work they did do, and found what can be salvaged. This is something we commonly do, when operating in area with incompetent mismanagement from other firms.
We can assure you that we can quickly create a proper response in the shortest amount of time. We have attached the various plans, along the estimated cost required to pay for these services to this letter. If you wish to add one of these plans or combine plans, please contact one of our local representative who will be on-site within 2 hours of this email to place your order, or to answer any questions you may have. For your convince we are also partnered with other businesses to get your property back into pre-situation standards. A list of these reparable businesses will be enclosed in our evaluation sheet you will receive when your problem is fully resolved. Thank you very much for choosing Departed Cleanup Incorporated - ”Your one stop shop for the end of your Departed problem.”
Mr. R. Yendor
Owner and CEO, Departed Cleanup Incorporated